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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Walking Dead - Season 3, Episode 8 - "Made to Suffer"



The Walking Dead
Season Three, Episode Eight
"Made to Suffer"



THIS IS IT, BOYS, THIS IS WAR

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

That somebody ended up being The Governor, who lost an eye and the apple of his eye at the hands of Michonne. We’re going to see a darker, more bloodthirsty Eff You Mode Governor in the second half of the season come February. Not only did he already want to wipe out the prison for previously stated preservation reasons, now it’s personal. Also, he now gets to dip into the villain costume box and accessorize with an eye patch.

Before we get to more speculating, let’s rewind the tape. Shard of glass pops out of eyeball, katana retracts from zombie daughter, bullets go back into guns, rescue mission backtracks out of Woodbury, Glaggie return to being prisoners and Merle reverts to being in the Governor’s good graces. Let’s start with the new kids on the block.

Obviously this Tyreese fellow, who from what I understand is a popular character from the comics (that’s all I know), is going to become a bigger character. He’s the only one of his group that has a name so far. This does not bode well for the survival of his companions. Tyreese seems to be a gentle, level-headed fellow from his conversations with his group and Carl. He may remind Rick of himself before circumstances changed him. I noticed he made a subtle decision to refer to Carl as a man and show him respect. A respect that was well-deserved, too, as Carl is turning into a miniature Jack Bauer.

Minor character development alert! Axel is established as being horny and creepy.

I was wondering if they were going to include the prison at all this episode, being as all the action was going to be at Woodbury. Being as they did, I’m glad it was for an interesting subplot and not some time-filler like “Beth gets lost in the prison and Carl has to save her” or something like that, only for the sake of giving those characters some screen time. Now, on to Woodbury.

It doesn’t take long for all hell to break loose and impressively, the biggest action sequence the show has ever produced didn’t involve a single zombie.

Gunshots rang out like a bell, I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells fallin’ on the concrete real fast.

On the Andrea front, I was disappointed that she didn’t find out that it was Rick’s group rescuing Glenn and Maggie. She does find out that Daryl was one of the “terrorists” in the final scene, though, so it wasn’t a total loss. At one point in this episode, I got the feeling Andrea was going to die. She didn’t but I’m thinking now maybe she should have. Maybe defending the Governor from Michonne? At least that would have developed Michonne’s thin character a little more. I guess they need to keep Andrea around a while longer to be the common thread with conflicted loyalties between the two groups.

I identified Oscar as a dead man walking last episode (the rescue group had to have at least one casualty and he was the obvious pick) and it came true (deadpool win!). Glaggie is rescued and Michonne finds her way back to the team after she is finished turning The Governor into a Revenge Monster but Daryl is captured, eventually giving us the brotherly reunion we’ve been waiting two years for. Is it going to be Dixon vs. Dixon in the zombie gladiator ring? How is Daryl going to get out of this pickle? Is it curtains for Merle?

Steve, are you not entertained?

Steve?

Oh, right. Steve is off in the Caribbean getting married so he wasn't able to catch this one on time. Congratulations, Steve! Look for his thoughts on this one coming up on his blog sometime in the next few weeks.

See you in February.

BURNING QUESTIONS
-How long before Rick and The Governor meet face to face? I’m assuming probably not until towards the end of the second half of the season, but man, that is going to be awesome.
-How are Rick and Co. going to defend against The Governor’s superior fire and manpower? At least the prison is ideal for defense.
-What does this POW experience do to Glaggie? I really hope Glenn doesn’t get all weird and suspicious that Maggie is lying about not getting raped.
-What does Rick’s hallucination of Shane mean? Probably that Rick isn’t quite out of Crazytown quite yet.

Blair’s Episode MVP: The Governor
Blair’s Episode Grade: A-
Blair’s Deadpool Pick: Axel

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Movies for Periodic Table Enthusiasts: A List

Freshly rejected by McSweeney's Lists...

The Bad News Barium
Dude, Where's My Carbon?
Helium Got Game

Beverly Hills Copper
The Color of Antimony
Argon Baby Argon
As Good As Yttrium Gets
Saturday Nitrogen Fever
The Wizard of Osmium
Risky Bismuth
Iron Man

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Best Albums of 2011

I'm not a music writer so I have a hard time explaining exactly why I like the albums below but I did want to share them to whoever might be interested and/or is looking for new music to check out. Let me know if you think I'm right or wrong. My picks for best albums of 2011:

20. Wild Flag – Wild Flag
19. Iron & Wine – Kiss Each Other Clean
18. The Joy Formidable – The Big Roar
17. Death Cab for Cutie – Codes and Keys
16. Jay-Z and Kanye West – Watch the Throne
15. Bon Iver – Bon Iver
14. Destroyer – Kaputt
13. The Lonely Island – Turtleneck and Chain
12. Real Estate - Days
11. Low – C’mon

Best Songs of 2011


Here are my picks for Best Songs of 2011:

Guilty Pleasure: The Warblers - Misery
25. Wild Flag – Romance
24. Foster the People – Helena Beat
23. Real Estate – Out of Tune
22. Jay-Z and Kanye West – N****s in Paris
21. Wye Oak - Plains
20. The Black Keys – Lonely Boy
19. Death Cab for Cutie – You Are a Tourist
18. St. Vincent - Cruel
17. Beirut – East Harlem
16. Bon Iver - Holocene
15. The War on Drugs – Baby Missiles
14. The Joy Formidable – Whirring
13. Iron & Wine – Tree By the River
12. The Lonely Island – Jack Sparrow
11. TV on the Radio – Will Do
10. The National – Think You Can Wait
9. Madison Violet – Christy Ellen Francis
8. Low – Especially Me
7. Feist – The Circle Married the Line
6. Destroyer – Savage Night at the Opera
5. M83 – Midnight City

4. Beirut – Santa Fe

3. Wye Oak – Civilian

2. The Antlers – I Don’t Want Love

1. Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Best Music of 2010

Before I post my picks for Best Music of 2011, I thought I'd put up the lists I meant to post last year for Best of 2010.




Best Albums of 2010

1. The National - High Violet
2. LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
3. Beach House – Teen Dream
4. The Black Keys – Brothers
5. Vampire Weekend - Contra
6. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
7. Broken Bells - Broken Bells
8. Josh Ritter - So Runs the World Away
9. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
10. Seabear – We Built a Fire

Best Songs of 2010

1. Josh Ritter – "The Curse"
2. The Black Keys – "Tighten Up"
3. LCD Soundsystem – "Home"
4. Kanye West – "Monster" (ft. Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver, Jay-Z, Rick Ross)
5. Broken Bells – "The Ghost Inside"
6. Vampire Weekend – "White Sky"
7. Tokyo Police Club – "Bambi"
8. Sarah Harmer – "Late Bloomer"
9. The Arcade Fire – "We Used to Wait"
10. The National – "Bloodbuzz Ohio"