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Monday, October 20, 2014

The Walking Dead - Season 5, Episode 2 - "Strangers"


Gareth the Gobblin' King

THE SIN-EATERS

The Walking Dead, Season 5, Episode 2, "Strangers"

Blair Fink (Twitter: @BlairMFink, Instagram: @BlairFink)
Steve Bethel (Twitter: @the_lazy_gamer, Website: steveisthelazygamer.blogspot.ca)


And let us not grow weary of doing good.
For in due season we will reap if we do not give up.

Bob. It's what's for dinner.

I have a feeling this season is going to be DARK! I don't just mean like "oh woe is me, things will never get better for the group" dark. I mean "these are some dark times and people around here are survival of the fittest poster children". There are going to be a lot of cringe worthy moments this season. Could you put yourself in their positions? Would you have the gall to do what had to be done? Would you be the butcher or the cattle?

This show doesn't really have much of a choice but to get darker with each passing season because that's what the audience expects. With each insane thing that we witness, it gets harder and harder to shock us. There's been some pretty gruesome stuff so far but thankfully, the quickened pace doesn't leave us much time to dwell on it. I'm really happy with how quickly the narrative is moving so far this season. If this continues, it would, in my opinion, address a huge flaw and make the show that much stronger. The Walking Dead is not going to be Mad Men, full of brilliant insight into character and complex relationships expertly fed to us at a snail's pace; The Walking Dead needs to be pulpier, faster, bigger, devouring plot like Gareth devouring...well, we'll get to that. Let's start at the beginning.

Who doesn't love a good walking montage? We see bonding, love, hope, and camaraderie. All well and good. As we can all learn from Bob, these are the moments to cherish. Hard time / stronger character, always in a group / friends to watch your back....unless you wander off at night and not tell anyone? Come on people! Do we still not understand the buddy system? Bob wanders off, gets got! Carol wanders off, (are we assuming she was going to take off?) good thing she's got her guardian angel.

I was not a fan of the walking montage. I liked the music and the slow motion walking but the whole package of those scenes spliced with disjointed dialogue felt like awkward housekeeping to me. I feel like Alanna Masterson (Tara) is kind of a brutal actress. Maybe I'm crazy. I did really enjoy Bob and Sasha's “Good Out of Bad” game. Although their happiness was a huge red flag that something bad was about to happen to at least one of them. This turns out to be true later on...

...let's get back on track. So we meet Father Gabriel who, right off the bat, I don't trust. I fall into the Rick camp of thought rather than Carl's trust-them-till-they-screw-you-over-then-deal-with-it idealism. When Rick started asking his golden questions it brought a huge smile to my face.

My first thought was that he had previously assumed the guise of a pastor to either lure strangers into a trap or to just be a more sympathetic figure and gain the protection of a group. This theory appears to be false due to the photograph of himself as a pastor and the lady who attacked him as a zombie.

There is a ton of symbolism in this episode, but with a preacher as the focal point how can there not be? We have Daryl passing a wood carving of the last supper, which is then mirrored later on in the episode as the group has their feast. This is a huge foreshadow. This is probably the last time we are going to see a full, happy group. The way Gabriel mounted himself on the wall in the watery basement scene, very J on the cross.

We first find Gabriel on top of a large boulder, in the middle of a bizarro Sermon on the Mount, where instead of relaying teachings to his disciples, he is trying not be devoured by them. Later he is, as you say Steve, taking a position in the cellar resembling that of Jesus on the cross, arms outstretched, awaiting the death that approaches him. Perhaps Gabriel is partly suicidal, not taking a lot of care or at least subconsciously putting himself into dangerous spots as the guilt of whatever his sins may be weight heavier and heavier upon him. One of the scripture references seen on the walls of the church points us to Revelations 9:6:

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.”

Signs that Gabriel has done some bad shit, as I see it: cans lining the walls at the alter in the church for some sort of candlelight vigil. Combine that with an abundance of children's drawings of biblical references that Gabriel has held on to for some purpose, the carving in the back of the church, "YOU'LL BURN FOR THIS". Also as soon as he commented on Judith I had a funny feeling, I even said to Gabriel, out loud, "Careful!" Rick is right, Gabe has done something terrible. Personally, I think he performed some sort of mass child sacrifice. Like I said, this season is going to be dark.

I have a hard time believing he is a villain but he is clearly haunted by something. You might be right, signs point to him locking one or more persons out of the church during an attack while he stayed safe inside. An offering to a wrathful God? He said he did not believe in violence and had not killed any humans but maybe he thinks not saving someone is not the same thing as killing them. I am definitely intrigued.

The last part of the episode gives us our Big Bad. Will he last all season? Yes, as we both suspected, Gareth lives, and boy is he pissed. We all know by now that if you don't see someone drop dead with your own eyes then there is a good chance they will be back. We've seen it before, Merle, Morgan, the Gov, Carol. Again, more dark shit! Gareth and his crew can't be bothered to scavenge, they would rather hunt. And poor Bob is this weeks chef special.

Rough. Just rough. Poor Bob. I hope he somehow comes out of this alright and without too much of a damper on his optimism. He was a bright spot in Rick's Miserable Band of Saddies. I hope he doesn't last all season and we burn through Gareth by at least the midseason finale in that he dies or he is somehow reformed in an interesting way. Keep chewing through plot, writers! Om nom nom nom.

QUESTIONS AND OBSERVATIONS
-I really liked Carl in this episode. Still wants to believe people are good but is still smart enough to find the signs about what Gabriel is hiding.
- Will Daryl and Carol catch Beth? I knew we'd get these side adventures with these two.
- Daryl mentions Beth last episode. Daryl mentions Beth again this episode. Has Maggie given up on her? You'd think the writers would be at least throwing a quick spotlight on that element of Maggie's character once or twice.
- Will we ever find out about the preachers dark past?
-*shakes Magic 8 Ball* [WITHOUT A DOUBT]
- What does Bob taste like? Chicken? Shish kaBob? BobBQ? Bob's Burgers?
- How long will Bob hang on to be carved up? Do I get partial points for my deadpool pick?
- No partial points. Bob is still breathing.
-Why did Bob wander out into the night to cry? Emotional at being happy? I actually thought from the way he was acting that he had been bit by that walker that attacked him in the water and he was going out to leave or kill himself or something. How awesome would it be if that turned out to be true and Gareth and the Hunters are eating infected meat.
- Martin, The Asshole, was among the hunters. So Tyreese didn't finish the job.
- I'm supplementing my deadpool pick with EVERY single person that is involved with Beth's capture. Daryl is going to mess everyone up.
- I really hope, if Daryl and Carol rescue Beth, that some weird love triangle doesn't form. I hope the weird vibes between Daryl and Beth last season don't resurface. Daryl and Carol 4Ever!

Blair's Rating: A-
Steve's Rating: 9 out of 13 guests at the Last Supper
Blair's MVP: Rick
Steve's MVP: Rick
Blair's Deadpool Pick: Rosita
Steve's Deadpool Pick: Rosita


Tuesday, October 14, 2014

The Walking Dead - Season 5, Episode 1 - "No Sanctuary"

"Yippee ki yay, motherwalkers!"

LIVE FREE OR WALK DEAD

The Walking Dead, Season 5, Episode 1, "No Sanctuary"

Blair Fink (Twitter: @BlairMFink, Instagram: @BlairFink)
Steve Bethel (Twitter: @the_lazy_gamer, Website: steveisthelazygamer.blogspot.ca)



Before we start, we would just like to welcome everyone back to another season of our incoherent ramblings about this television program. Steve is taking a well-deserved break this year from compiling and posting so I'll be slapping the words on my blog. To our small but gorgeous audience, thanks for reading.


Was it just my short memory or was this episode more gruesome and gory than episodes past? The zombie gore is typically piled on but the live human throatcuttery and faces getting nommed on was more than we're used to. Not easy to watch when stuffed with Thanksgiving turkey, that's for sure.


To be honest, I was getting settled in for at least a half season stay in Terminus, as this show is wont to do with fresh locations. So it was to my great surprise to see the writers go “Yup, they're cannibals! Burn this mother down!” and have the gang set off to the next place. This excites me for two reasons: one, the writers are learning from their previous follies of staying in one place for two long (Hershel's farm being the worse offense) and two, maybe they have so much juicy storyline to get through this season they just don't have time to spend farting around at Terminus. Based on the flashbacks and scenery chewing in this episode, we obviously haven't seen the last of Gareth but I'm assuming we're essentially done with the Terminus set piece.


Terminus has come full circle. Taken, corrupted, taken, corrupted, lost. The group is on the move again and bad ass as ever. And what a big group it is. From my understanding regarding apocalyptic scenarios big groups don’t always work out for the best. I thought after all the work trying to get there they would have at least tried to salvage something. Instead it's back out on the road again. For how long this time? Will they head to DC right away or spend half the season wandering around aimlessly?


Rick, Glenn, Daryl and Bob are saved by Carol doing her best John McLane impression, essentially single-handedly bringing down Terminus before sheepishly meeting up with Rick and Co. for an Erkel-esque “Did I Do That?” moment. I'm not going to think too hard about this analyzing this development and just enjoy how awesome and badass it was. As long as it doesn't get too out of control, having Carol be Rambo could be a welcome addition to the show.


Carol is still as bad ass as ever. Looking forward to some Carol/Daryl adventures. Tyreese is near his breaking point. However being reunited with Sasha might turn things around for him. That can also be said for Rick. Seeing Judith will provide some new found hope for the Grimes' and the group as a whole.

Despite Rick's emotional progress at the end of last season, he is still showing some cracks after veering towards the “Butcher” mentality that the Terminus folks subscribe to after he gets the same taste of being “Cattle” like they did (as shown via flashback). I agree, Steve: Perhaps reuniting with JUDITH! and the whole gang will help provide a tether to humanity. Also, I'm looking forward to seeing Rick and Morgan, who we see in the post-credits scene tracking the group, interact again. The last time we saw Morgan was in “Clear” and that was my favourite episode of season three.


In the closing scene we see Abe and Rosita have an exchange and he says something. Is that in relation to DC or something else entirely? I'm still weary about Eugene, something about him irks me. I don't know if he does have the cure or its some elaborate lie to keep himself alive. Was his story true?

I've come to realize that this show has become a bit of a comfortable and reliable blanket that I can settle into each week. The tattered remains of a bleak, miserablist, blood-soaked blanket. What I mean is that it's become, after some cringeworthy struggles early on, competent enough at developing enough of its characters so as to not be offensive to the audience's intelligence. The world is getting bigger, the plot is slowly getting better and their is now enough narrative history to build conflict and relationships from. I don't expect The Walking Dead to ever be a truly great show, but it seems to be settling into being a consistently decent one.



QUESTIONS AND OBSERVATIONS

-How sketchy is Eugene, really?
-How bad does Eugene need a haircut, really? He's closing in on Carl for top spot in the Needs a Haircut Power Rankings
-Did anyone else get out of Terminus?
-I'm guessing Gareth and maybe a minion or two escaped.

-Where did Carol learn such great trigonometry? Given a fire cracker that has an average velocity of .5m/s and a weight of 3 oz. You are 100 yards away from the tank at an elevation of 10 m higher than the tank. At what angle would you have to rest a rifle against a chainlink fence to achieve a tragetory to ignite the gas? Show your work.

-Agreed. She didn't really even seem to aim it. Maybe it was a homing fire cracker?
-Where is Beth?!
-Meh. I'm fine with Beth being gone but I'm sure we'll see her sooner rather than later.

Steve's Rating: 4 bananas out of 5

Blair's Rating: A-

Steve's MVP: Carol

Blair's MVP: Carol

Steve's Deadpool Pick: Bob

Blair's Deadpool Pick: Rosita

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Best Albums of 2012

Best Albums of 2012
















SHARON VAN ETTEN.  Source: Stereogum


Here are my picks for Best Albums of 2012:


15. The Magnetic Fields – Love at the Bottom of the Sea
Best Track: "Andrew in Drag"

14. Grizzly Bear – Shields
Best Track: "Gun-Shy"

13. Beach House – Bloom
Best Track: "Myth"

12. Great Lake Swimmers – New Wild Everywhere
Best Track: "Think That You Might Be Wrong"

11. Cat Power – Sun
Best Track: "Ruin"

10. Divine Fits – A Thing Called Divine Fits
Best Track: "My Love is Real"


9. Chairlift – Something
Best Track: "I Belong In Your Arms"

8. Metric – Synthetica
Best Track: "Clone"


7. The Lumineers – The Lumineers
Best Track: "Ho Hey"


6. Passion Pit - Gossamer
Best Track: "Constant Conversations"

5. Sun Kil Moon – Among the Leaves
Best Tracks: "Sunshine in Chicago," "Elaine," "Young Love"
















4. Frank Ocean – Channel Orange
Best Tracks: "Thinkin' Bout You," "Pyramids," "Lost"

 

















3. Hospitality - Hospitality

Best Tracks: "Eighth Avenue," "Friends of Friends," "Argonauts,"

















2. Of Monsters and Men – My Head Is An Animal
Best Tracks: "Dirty Paws," "King and Lionheart," "Little Talks"

















1. Sharon Van Etten – Tramp
It wasn't until after I'd become enamoured with this album that I found out it was produced by Aaron Dessner of The National (my favourite band and pick for Best Album of 2010) and features Zach Condon of Beirut (my pick for Best Album of 2011).
Best Tracks: "Give Out," "Leonard," "We Are Fine (feat. Zach Condon of Beirut)," "I'm Wrong"

Best Songs of 2012

Best Songs of 2012

 
CHVRCHES. Source: ThePhoenix.com

My picks for the best songs of 2012:


25. Kanye West, 2 Chainz, Big Sean, Pusha T – Mercy

24. Sharon Van Etten – I’m Wrong

23. Grimes - Genesis

22. Sharon Van Etten - Leonard

21. Beach House – Myth

20. Divine Fits – My Love Is Real

19. Nas – Daughters

18. Sharon Van Etten – Give Out

17. Great Lake Swimmers – Think That You Might Be Wrong

16. The Magnetic Fields – Andrew in Drag

15. Sun Kil Moon – Young Love

14. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

13. Fiona Apple – Hot Knife

12. Mumford and Sons – I Will Wait

11. Usher – Climax

10. Frank Ocean - Pyramids

9. Cat Power - Ruin

8. Of Monsters and Men – King and Lionheart

7. Alabama Shakes – Hold On

6. Azealia Banks – 212

5. Hospitality – Friends of Friends

4. The Lumineers – Ho Hey

3. Frank Ocean – Thinkin’ Bout You

2. Chairlift – I Belong In Your Arms

Japanese Version:

1. CHVRCHES – The Mother We Share

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Books I Read in 2012

I only read 26 books in 2012, down from 36 in 2011 and 40 in 2010 but I still managed to find a new addition to my Top 10 All-Time Favourites List in Room by Emma Donaghue. The rest, in order read.

1. A Feast for Crows - George R.R. Martin
2. Bossypants - Tina Fey
3. Room - Emma Donaghue
4. Her Fearful Symmetry - Audrey Niffenegger
5. Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins
6. Heavy Weather - P.G. Wodehouse
7. Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins
8. Then We Came To The End - Joshua Ferris
9. Outlander - Diana Gabaldon
10. At Swim-Two-Birds - Flann O'Brien
11. Little Princes - Conor Grennan
12. Dogs in Books - Catherine Britton
13. Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury

14. The Farthest Shore - Ursula K. Le Guin
15. Boy Meets Boy - David Levithan
16. The Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett

17. Saturday - Ian McEwan
18. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
19. The Wise Man's Fear - Patrick Rothfuss
20. Behind the Scenes at the Museum - Kate Atkinson
21. The Art of Racing in the Rain - Garth Stein
22. Eating the Dinosaur - Chuck Klosterman
23. A Dance with Dragons - George R.R. Martin
24. Come, Thou Tortoise - Jessica Grant

25. Of Bees and Mist - Erick Setiwian
26. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole (re-read)

COMICS/GRAPHIC NOVELS
1-5. Sandman Vol. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 - Neil Gaiman
6. Bone: One Volume Edition - Jeff Smith

Aside from Room, my other favourites were Then We Came To The End (a workplace satire told in first-person-plural), Little Princes (not usually much for non-fiction but this was really great), Saturday and Behind the Scenes at the Museum.

After a re-read, A Confederacy of Dunces still holds up as my second favourite novel of all-time.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Walking Dead - Season 3, Episode 8 - "Made to Suffer"



The Walking Dead
Season Three, Episode Eight
"Made to Suffer"



THIS IS IT, BOYS, THIS IS WAR

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

That somebody ended up being The Governor, who lost an eye and the apple of his eye at the hands of Michonne. We’re going to see a darker, more bloodthirsty Eff You Mode Governor in the second half of the season come February. Not only did he already want to wipe out the prison for previously stated preservation reasons, now it’s personal. Also, he now gets to dip into the villain costume box and accessorize with an eye patch.

Before we get to more speculating, let’s rewind the tape. Shard of glass pops out of eyeball, katana retracts from zombie daughter, bullets go back into guns, rescue mission backtracks out of Woodbury, Glaggie return to being prisoners and Merle reverts to being in the Governor’s good graces. Let’s start with the new kids on the block.

Obviously this Tyreese fellow, who from what I understand is a popular character from the comics (that’s all I know), is going to become a bigger character. He’s the only one of his group that has a name so far. This does not bode well for the survival of his companions. Tyreese seems to be a gentle, level-headed fellow from his conversations with his group and Carl. He may remind Rick of himself before circumstances changed him. I noticed he made a subtle decision to refer to Carl as a man and show him respect. A respect that was well-deserved, too, as Carl is turning into a miniature Jack Bauer.

Minor character development alert! Axel is established as being horny and creepy.

I was wondering if they were going to include the prison at all this episode, being as all the action was going to be at Woodbury. Being as they did, I’m glad it was for an interesting subplot and not some time-filler like “Beth gets lost in the prison and Carl has to save her” or something like that, only for the sake of giving those characters some screen time. Now, on to Woodbury.

It doesn’t take long for all hell to break loose and impressively, the biggest action sequence the show has ever produced didn’t involve a single zombie.

Gunshots rang out like a bell, I grabbed my nine, all I heard was shells fallin’ on the concrete real fast.

On the Andrea front, I was disappointed that she didn’t find out that it was Rick’s group rescuing Glenn and Maggie. She does find out that Daryl was one of the “terrorists” in the final scene, though, so it wasn’t a total loss. At one point in this episode, I got the feeling Andrea was going to die. She didn’t but I’m thinking now maybe she should have. Maybe defending the Governor from Michonne? At least that would have developed Michonne’s thin character a little more. I guess they need to keep Andrea around a while longer to be the common thread with conflicted loyalties between the two groups.

I identified Oscar as a dead man walking last episode (the rescue group had to have at least one casualty and he was the obvious pick) and it came true (deadpool win!). Glaggie is rescued and Michonne finds her way back to the team after she is finished turning The Governor into a Revenge Monster but Daryl is captured, eventually giving us the brotherly reunion we’ve been waiting two years for. Is it going to be Dixon vs. Dixon in the zombie gladiator ring? How is Daryl going to get out of this pickle? Is it curtains for Merle?

Steve, are you not entertained?

Steve?

Oh, right. Steve is off in the Caribbean getting married so he wasn't able to catch this one on time. Congratulations, Steve! Look for his thoughts on this one coming up on his blog sometime in the next few weeks.

See you in February.

BURNING QUESTIONS
-How long before Rick and The Governor meet face to face? I’m assuming probably not until towards the end of the second half of the season, but man, that is going to be awesome.
-How are Rick and Co. going to defend against The Governor’s superior fire and manpower? At least the prison is ideal for defense.
-What does this POW experience do to Glaggie? I really hope Glenn doesn’t get all weird and suspicious that Maggie is lying about not getting raped.
-What does Rick’s hallucination of Shane mean? Probably that Rick isn’t quite out of Crazytown quite yet.

Blair’s Episode MVP: The Governor
Blair’s Episode Grade: A-
Blair’s Deadpool Pick: Axel

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Movies for Periodic Table Enthusiasts: A List

Freshly rejected by McSweeney's Lists...

The Bad News Barium
Dude, Where's My Carbon?
Helium Got Game

Beverly Hills Copper
The Color of Antimony
Argon Baby Argon
As Good As Yttrium Gets
Saturday Nitrogen Fever
The Wizard of Osmium
Risky Bismuth
Iron Man